Project Manager: “We need to talk, you made Sandra (owner of business) cry.”

Me: “I’m really sorry, was it something I said?”

Project Manager: “You said that our logo was dated and old. You even said that it was silly. She’s devastated. I don’t think we’re going to be able to work together.”

[The logo was a line of tools, with googly eyes and Micky Mouse hands, dancing. Needless to say, I lost the contract - but I didn’t really mind.]