Yokel Paranoia

Me: “Hello, how can I direct your call?”

Client: “Why are you tracking me?”

Me: “Pardon me?”

Client: “I got an email from someone at your company saying you’re tracking me.”

Me: “We provide GPS tracking services. Are you a current customer?”

Client: “No, I ain’t a customer. My Name is Rick —.”

Me: “Thank you, Rick. I just looked you up in our system and it appears you requested information from us about GPS tracking for your business.”

Client: “I don’t want you tracking me.”

Me: “Sir, we are not tracking you. You must have found us through Google and filled out a form. Our salesperson was just following up.”

Client: “What’s Google?”

Me: “Sir, are you interested in GPS tracking for your vehicles?”

Client: “Not if you’re going to track me.”

Me: “No, sir, you would be tracking your own vehicles.”

Client: “Why? I know where I am.”