Client: “I don’t like that button, it sorta sticks out…”

Me: “Yeah, it’s supposed to do that.”

Client: “It doesn’t look like the rest of the website. It doesn’t blend in with the colours, y’know.”

Me: “It’s a Call To Action—we want people to notice it, and click it.”

Client: “Well, I don’t like it. I don’t want stuff that sticks out.”

Me: “Doorknobs stick out, and people use ‘em.”

Client: “You callin’ me a knob?”