Neurotic restaurant owner/possible mob prince.
Client: “The act is up, man.”
Me: “The act is up on…?”
Client: “You could at least have given us a fair price, if you were going to outsource the website work overseas.”
Me: “Okay. Two steps back. What are you talking about?”
Client: “We’re talking about the little scheme you’ve been running. You made one huge error.”
Me: “I literally have no clue what this conversation is about. You’re accusing me of—”
Client: “Outsourcing! To Greece or Arabia or something. You forgot to translate the material back into English, kid!”
Me: “Oh!! You mean the ‘lorem ipsum’! The placeholder text!”
Client: “Yeah. Try and lie your way out of this one.”
