This is more of a “Boss from Hell” scenario: I was working for a video production company, and I attended a meeting with the owner of the company (my boss) and a possible client. These are some of the things my boss said:

    “You haven’t heard of me? I’m surprised.”
    “We have to ni**er rig a lot of things, we’re really good at it.”
    “I really don’t know what I’m doing when it comes to video.”
    “We don’t want to blow our load too quickly on this.”
    “Your videos need to be funny!” (they were how-to videos on letter mailing machines)

He was wearing a novelty soda t-shirt and ridiculously ripped jeans. Needless to say, we never heard back from them. I decided to leave the company soon after.