Client: “Can you take the Facebook logo off? I think it violates the integrity of the product. It should only show my logo. I also want to change the page colour to red, like my site, and take that dumb top row off.”

Me: “But—”

Client: “Let me finish before you start, so you can ask all of your questions at once.”

Me: “But—”

Client: “You can leave the chat. I like the fact that visitors can talk to each other. The only other issue I have is that people need a username and password to get on, but I can live with it.”

Me: “But it’s a Facebook page. You can’t take their logo off their site!”