“I like everything about it. It’s just PERFECT! I just want to change the colours a bit. Instead of pale blue for background, let’s make it a bright yellow. I also think links should go red. I want people to see them! Lastly all the images are too boring. Can we use clowns or some circus images? I want bright colours everywhere! … can we use Comic Sans, too? Current font looks too clean.”
YES, he did actually say Lucida was TOO CLEAN for him.