Me: Please give me the contact information of the print guys, so I can talk to them directly.
Client: Send me everything and I will send the files to the printing company.
Me: I need to be able to talk to them in terms of printing and specialized language. Please give me their contact.
Client: We already have a contract. I will send them the files myself.
Me: I'm not talking about a contract. I need a con-TACT from the printing company. I need to talk to them directly.
Client: We already have a signed contract. Give me the files and explain to me what I need to tell the printing company.
At this point I get frustrated at the thought of me teaching this guy everything I know, so he can have a professional conversation with the printing company.
Me: I am not saying anything about a contRact!!! I am talking about a CONTACT, a way to talk directly to the printing guys, an e-mail, a phone number, so I can personally send them the files and answer all the industry specific questions that they might have for me. Please let me do my job and give me the CONTACT info of the printing company.
Client: Oooooh, okay.
Me: (fuming forever).