One of my clients recently bought an expensive camera and was asking me for tips.
Client: Do you know when to change the frequency?
Me: What frequency?
Client: The frequency on the camera settings?
Me: There’s no such thing.
Client: Oh! You’ve been doing photography for a long time, I thought you’d know this kind of thing. Frequency is the “F” symbol on the camera.
Me: Well, I started doing photography when I was 9 so… Anyway, the “F” is for “F-Stop,” which controls the aperture.
Client: Yeah, the frequency of the aperture. F-Stop!
Me: (in my head) 💩.